![]() ![]() “Super Metroid” says it was the greatest year ever.Īnywho, we open the movie to a robbery attempt of a Confederate convoy in Civil War days. And I base that only on what Super Nintendo games came out that year. Which, at least, is something I guess.īut let’s travel back to 1994, the year Kurt Cobain killed himself so he wouldn’t have to watch this movie.īrown: Things from 1994 shouldn’t be belittled. ![]() We just have a mopey JCVD traveling through time with a mullet. His star was rising with “Universal Soldier” and whatnot, and he made this time travel movie that, for reasons I still do not understand, does not utilize his martial arts skills all that much. I never saw this as a kid, but I knew of it.įroemming: That’s exactly where I was at. This is Van Damme’s highest-grossing movie at $101 million. If I did, I completely forgot about it, which after viewing “Timecop” is a believable thing to have happened.īrown: Which is a little weird. I watched a lot of action flicks growing up, but I never saw this one. Why don’t you give me your thoughts on this one?įroemming: I just got back from watching “The Last Jedi,” and I am angry I now have to talk about a forgettable action movie starring JCVD. Alas, here we are.Īll right, Froemming, I’m gonna stretch so I can throw some sweet roundhouse kicks like Max Walker. JCVD movies shouldn’t make you have to think about the complexity of time travel. Until now with “Timecop,” where mulleted JCVD must rescue clean-cut JCVD via TIME TRAVEL so he can live happily ever after with Ferris Bueller’s girlfriend, Sloane his lover. Weird thing is, we never hit a movie with JCVD as a lead. Miyagi he played in “ Kickboxer: Vengeance.” ![]() Behind him, it has to be JCVD, with his horrible comedy chops in “ Welcome to the Jungle” and the homeless man’s version of Mr. Like we saw last week with “ Grease,” John Travolta defines the JOE-DOWN. ![]() So what’s a good way to celebrate? With the man that started the JOE-DOWN: Jean-Claude Van Damme. Rotten Tomatoes Rating: 44 percent Our take:īrown: We are coming awfully close to our third year of doing the JOE-DOWN. Plot Summary: (From IMDB) Max Walker, an officer for a security agency that regulates time travel, must fend for his life against a shady politician who’s intent on changing the past to control the future. Read on for the best movies of 2021, ranked by Tomatometer! (And check out the current best movies of 2022, or explore other years with our guides on 2020, 2019, and 2018.Starring: Jean-Claude Van Damme, Mia Sara, Ron Silver So far, streaming continues to deliver the goods straight to the people while theaters have now reopened in earnest, and are delivering some big hits ( Free Guy, Black Widow, and yes, Shang-Chi). Once a movie goes Certified Fresh, the only way to lose it is by dropping below 70%.Īfter the world-altering year of 2020, critics and audiences and studio heads alike are navigating 2021 with its evolving distribution models and industry standards. Across all release types, each movie needs at least five of its reviews to be published by Top Critics. And finally, it’s 20 reviews for movies premiering on television. For streaming or limited release movies, that number is 40. For wide releases (of which there were significantly fewer this year, as you can imagine), the minimum number of reviews is 80. Movies achieve Certified Fresh status by maintaining a steady Tomatometer score of at least 75% after a minimum number of reviews, with that number depending on how the movie was released. Among them you’ll find blockbusters ( Shang-Chi), documentaries ( Lily Topples the World), awards contenders ( The Green Knight), the cutting-edge in horror ( The Night House). Rotten Tomatoes is collecting every new Certified Fresh movie into one list, creating our guide to the best movies of 2021. (Photo by Macall Polay/©Warner Bros.) The Best Movies of 2021, Ranked by Tomatometer ![]()
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